[anymouse]

The woman then went out the back door, clinched the helmet strap in her teeth, climbed a tree and perched herself on top of the roof. "I hollered out 'death from above!' I'm not kidding. And no sooner than I said that, I started chunking pool balls at them."

Staring down at the two people she says were dressed in black, Ollie continued her aerial attack. "I just started throwing pool balls at 'em and they kinda started ducking and dodging and took off putting their hands over their heads," she said.

Well, that took balls. ;)

This woman needs to stop watching cartoons and get herself to a gun range.

[My hearts in London - Everett]

“Ollie said she grabbed the pool balls only after she couldn’t find her crossbow or pellet gun.”