1938, Neville Chamberlain wins Nobel Peace Price for Ankle Grabbing.
Funny thing is in 1927, his cousin Austen Chamberlain actually did win it for just that.
It's pretty obvious that this is for the One's own unique version of détente,
creating a synthesis of democratic liberalism and Soviet Communism.
And for appointing Fabian Socialists and Communists as cabinet czars.
He has also helped to create international cooperation
and mutual understanding among our allies.