“As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly.”
Wild turkeys can fly. Trust me I have often observed them flying while exercising my second amendmant right to bear arms and point it at them :-)
Here’s a picture of one of the flying:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidhobby/150495092/sizes/l/
I'm a hunter. And have hunted turkey's for many years...I know "wild turkeys" can fly.
I was quoting a famous line in a sitcom, called "WKRP in Cincinnati".
I'm sorry you didn't get it.....