[mojitojoe]

What the heck more could you possibly want? Rather than criticize our Anointed Saviour, you should praise him. Rather than spend many millions of dollars on a Presidential Library, like Bill Clinton and the Bushes, Obama’s Presidential Library will be on a dedicated shelf in the back room at Hub’s Beeline Wheel Alignment and Garage, in Burlington, NC. (Hub has already cleaned out the space. In exchange for $500,000 in Federal Stimulus Money, he moved the Marvel Mystery Oil and a box of Pine Tree Fresheners.)

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That’s good, really good. Bwahahahaha!

[Kenny Bunk]

Dear Fellow Patriot,
I am happy that you support me in highlighting the positive aspects of our Divinely Appointed(face it dude, there can be no earthly reason I can think of) POTUS' rule over us, the little people of America, whom he so loves that he hardly ever mentions his British birth status anymore. British citizens willing to take on this tiresome and dirty job are not exactly thick on the ground, you know.

Hub and I are working on the Obama Presidential Library almost every day, now. Documents and historical materials from Barack Hussein Obama and Barry Soetoro's past live(s) are literally pouring in. In fact, as soon as we find a place to put the water-proof wheel bearing grease, we are thinking maybe a second shelf!

Obama/Soetoro ain't no mystery to me and Hub.