Sarcasm accepted as was intended. Thanks.
As for using my laptop in the hospital, I was so out of it usually, I was worried someone would steal it. So I used it when my wife would remember to bring it by but even then I was either out of it or feeling so miserable I did not even want to surf.
I thank God every day, that if I was going to have the accident that, it happened before Obama and company had a chance to screw everything up.