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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

6 posted on 11/16/2009 11:35:00 AM PST by Drill Thrawl (0-435 Vote them all out.)
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To: Drill Thrawl

Satchmo: Dja hear, Sammy Altwater died?
Bandmember: What was wrong with him?
Satchmo: When you dead, everythin’s wrong wid ya.


18 posted on 11/16/2009 11:55:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Only in America does being convicted of a capital crime increase your life expectancy.)
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