[The Comedian]

Let's add the following:

$20 million to relocate Hamas to America.

Betrayal of Poland by yanking missle defense.

Allowing Russian nuclear weapons inspections to lapse.

And, I'm sure, hundreds of other high crimes and misdemeanors we'll only find out about at his trial.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[RazzPutin]

Let’s add the following:

AF1 Photo-op NYC buzzing

The Blue pill is half the price of the Red pill...

And most annoying, I really hate the way he whistles and hisssssses his ssssssssssssses like a poof.

[RazzPutin]

The “other” Bill Ayers, frequent White House visitor.

[RazzPutin]

I had to look up the exact quote to do justice to His geniousness:

“If there’s a blue pill and a red pill, and the blue pill is half the price of the red pill and works just as well, why not pay half price for the thing that’s going to make you well?”