They grilled me at the border.
Had I crossed the border by land before?
Had I crossed it by air before?
Had I ever had trouble at the border?
Why wasn’t my husband with me?
What did I have with me?
How much money did I have on me?
What do I do for a living?
For how long?
Damn, when do you get the results of the “Free Colonoscopy” from the US Government?