I doubt the troglodytes at DU would appreciate my comment; rather, I think they'd be shocked by my censoriousness.
When a school system produces students as illiterate as the HS Senior whose incondite essay was quoted, that system's problem lies deeper that just an inability or unwillingness to effectively discipline the Somali immigrant students.
The kid was absolutely spot on in his statement (as a resident of Columbus, with 30,000 of those animals here, I can relate.)