[Wissa]

My mother doesn’t have a shotgun, but she takes relocation seriously - she transports them across a river!

People in the Twin Cities do that. People from St Paul bring them across the river and release them in Minneapolis, while people from Minneapolis bring them across the river and release them in St Paul.

[GnuHere]

Now that’s funny - maybe they should just arrange a squirrel exchange, like a prisoner exchange.