You’re quite wrong that Republicans hate charity. Here are just a few stats to back up the fact that conservatives are far more charitable than liberals.
Republicans give a bigger share of their incomes to charity, says a prominent economist
http://philanthropy.com/free/articles/v19/i04/04001101.htm
The 50-state ranking has a decided Red State-Blue State flavor: 28 of the 29 “most generous” states are Red States that voted for President Bush
http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2005/11/generosity_inde.html
Conservatives Really Are More Compassionate
http://townhall.com/columnists/GeorgeWill/2008/03/27/conservatives_really_are_more_compassionate
My post was meant as a farcicle presentation of the democrats view of conservatives, but emphasizing how some of the posts here play into the democratic point of view. More unfortunately, two many folks here don’t have antennae for sarcasm, even when you put a sarcasm tag on something. Of course conservatives are charitable, at least the ones I would call conservative.