Yes, this is the One.
Oh Damn. Just a second. Yeah, yeah, whatever (half-assed saluting). Sheesh. Damn, interruptions.
Alright, I’m back. As I was saying, I have an important request. I want a large, Chicago style, wagyu beef and mushroom pizza. Make damn sure there is no pork accidently put on it. I also want a side salad of arugula. I’ll be sending Air Force One over to get it. Lets see, you’re an hour time zone difference. So you better get working on it.
