Ping to the latest installment in the Haitian missionary saga, as their wanted-in-several-countries child-trafficking now-ex-”lawyer” attempts to *explain* all these misunderstandings about his really-totally-innocent past, to the media, by phone, from an undisclosed location, in phone calls set up by his Mama, who apparently left her home in Florida one step ahead of U.S. federal agents who popped in there over the weekend, and is now in the Dominican Republican playing PR agent for her wayward son.
a wicked web we weave,
when we endeavor,
to deceive.