A very old joke with slightly changed names. I first saw this one as a young engineer at Comanche Peak back in the early 1980's. That version called the substance Moronium.
Still funny though. It's a timeless classic.
3 posted on 02/17/2010 8:26:42 AM PST by nuke rocketeer
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