Posted on 02/24/2010 12:20:40 PM PST by inflorida
I just received an anonymous package in the mail with the following letter typed out and a pro-Obama book entitled "OBAMA - The Historic Front Pages".
Although I am not 100% sure who sent it (and I find this pretty weird) I do think that it is one of my husband's acquaintances who is an Obama supporter and well aware that we are not. Although I'm sure it was done in fun, once it's been determined who the culprit is, I'd love to reciprocate with a letter and possible gift as well, something ridiculing the administration or just anything to ruffle a liberal's feathers. Any thoughts are appreciated.
Here's the letter:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. “inflorida”,
We at the Democratic Party – “Liberal, anti-American, gay and lesbian loving, socialist, communist, enemy to guns and wallets of simple US Americans” – just want you to have this commemorative book celebrating the election of our beloved President, Barack Hussein Obama.
If you look closely, you can see the 666 in his forehead, consisting of dimples and freckles. We here at the Democratic Party don’t want to see anyone excluded from the political process, even those who may or may not be the Anti-Christ, heralding in Armageddon and the collapse of civil socidety. These, too, deserve a voice in our political process.
We hope that this gift will inspire you to support our President and his agenda. We urge you to learn Chinese so as to better communicate withour new lord and masters since they own all of our debt now. If you have any guns, please turn them in so that you will more easily fall prey to the zombies who will soon make an appearance before the end of the world.
We could go on and on but that’s sufficient for now. Thank you again for your trust and faith in our President.
Just remember one thing – as bad as President Obama may be, he’s a 1,000 times better than having Sarah Palin a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Sincerely yours,
“Howard Dean”
Chairman (Generalissimno)
Democratic Party
Send back a copy of “Liberty and Tyranny”.
Obama has less than 3 years with Lady MacBeth in the White House, I would actually have stop wasting money and get ready for the Palin transition team.
There it is right there something from Palin!
Send them a Bible.
Shred it and then send it back
or “Common Sense”
whoever sent it sounds like an ass. Sorry.
Send em back a restraining order....
Send a note that says, “Thanks for the lovely toilet paper. xx”
Cut it into a cross shape and burn it in their front yard? Sign the letter “From: Robert Byrd”
Make a noose and hang it from a tree in their front yard? Sign the letter “From: Robert Byrd”
Cut some eyes into an old pillowcase and use it as gift wrap? Sign the letter “From: Robert Byrd”
Didn’t realize that people had started to use the USMail to dispose of trash.
Maybe it’s some new form of recycling.
I suggest sending something that ticks.
Did it come in a brown paper wrapper??
You have a beautiful baby boy.
I agree! Excellent choice!!!
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