Bean town Sully applied to the Massachusetts People’s Health Insurance Connector for insurance. They conducted an interview.
“Comrade Sully, do you smoke?”
“Yes, I do a little.”
“Do you know that Governor Romney does not smoke and advised other commonwealthers not to smoke?”
“If Governor Romney said so, I shall cease smoking.”
“Do you drink?”
“Yes, a little.”
“Governor Romney strongly condemned drunkenness.”
“Then I shall cease drinking.”
“Comrade Sully, what about women?”
“A little....”
“Do you know that Governor Romney strongly condemned amoral behavior?”
“If condemned, I shall not love them any longer.”
“Comrade Ivanov, will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the state of Massachusetts?”
“Of course. Who needs such life?”
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