Posted on 04/27/2010 4:04:38 AM PDT by tobyhill
I agree that the study is a waste of time and money. Who cares if some people eat more chocolate than others, and why? I don’t!
Like I tell my kids, if I do a rain dance in the front yard and it starts raining, it doesn’t mean my dance worked.
Its called “self-medication.”
Duh. Chocolate contains a chemical that causes the brain to produce endorphines, which in turn produces a calming or euphoric state.
How much money did I just save the taxpayer?
In other news, people who are hungry tend to eat more food than people who are not hungry.
I was so depressed once that I was popping M&M’s like they were Prozac.
Duh.
Chocolate is a gift from God.
It ranks right up there with coffee and beer.
A world without chocolate, coffee and beer isn't worth living in.
You forgot this:
And this:
I wonder if this will affect our future chocolate ration:
times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported africa rectifyWith a faint feeling of satisfaction Winston laid the fourth message aside. It was an intricate and responsible job and had better be dealt with last. The other three were routine matters, though the second one would probably mean some tedious wading through lists of figures.times 19.12.83 forecasts 3 yp 4th quarter 83 misprints verify current issue
times 14.2.84 miniplenty malquoted chocolate rectify
times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling
Winston dialled 'back numbers' on the telescreen and called for the appropriate issues of The Times, which slid out of the pneumatic tube after only a few minutes' delay. The messages he had received referred to articles or news items which for one reason or another it was thought necessary to alter, or, as the official phrase had it, to rectify. For example, it appeared from The Times of the seventeenth of March that Big Brother, in his speech of the previous day, had predicted that the South Indian front would remain quiet but that a Eurasian offensive would shortly be launched in North Africa. As it happened, the Eurasian Higher Command had launched its offensive in South India and left North Africa alone. It was therefore necessary to rewrite a paragraph of Big Brother's speech, in such a way as to make him predict the thing that had actually happened. Or again, The Times of the nineteenth of December had published the official forecasts of the output of various classes of consumption goods in the fourth quarter of 1983, which was also the sixth quarter of the Ninth Three-Year Plan. Today's issue contained a statement of the actual output, from which it appeared that the forecasts were in every instance grossly wrong. Winston's job was to rectify the original figures by making them agree with the later ones. As for the third message, it referred to a very simple error which could be set right in a couple of minutes. As short a time ago as February, the Ministry of Plenty had issued a promise (a 'categorical pledge' were the official words) that there would be no reduction of the chocolate ration during 1984. Actually, as Winston was aware, the chocolate ration was to be reduced from thirty grammes to twenty at the end of the present week. All that was needed was to substitute for the original promise a warning that it would probably be necessary to reduce the ration at some time in April.
From 1984, by George Orwell - Part 1, Chapter 4.
Well, that was a rather impolite thing for you to say to me. I guess my sarcastic tone didn't come across. Next time I'll add "paging Captain obvious to my comment.
>> US Researchers on government grants are nothing more than lie generators.
Grant and kickback bait.
Sorry. It was not meant in a derogatory manner to you. It was a more general “duh”. Inflection rarely comes across well in print.
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