That’s like the joke in movie Boondocks Saints:
An Illegal Mexican Alien, Radical Muslim terrorist, and Freeper find a magic bottle in New York City and a Genie comes out and tell them that because they’ve freed him the Genie will give each the thing that would make them the happiest.
The Illegal Alien Mexicano says, I demand to have all my illegal alient bretheren of La Raza, now in the US, to be united and returned in splendor to Mexico as a wealthy people, to be ruled by Nancy Pelosi. Zot! The wish is granted.
The Muzzy then says, I demand that all my Muslim brothers become wealthy and, under the leadership Barack Obama, moved to a Caliphate in Saudi Arabia, the home of the Prophet (PBUH); Zot! The wish is granted.
The Feeper speaks last, and says, “all I want is a Coke, please, Sir, Mr Genie”.
The Genie is puzzled, and asks, why do you ask me only for a Coke?
The Freeper replies, “Well, gee, Mr. Genie, Sir, I already have everything that I could possibly wish for!
..ooooh yeah, and while your at it Mr. Genie make that a real coke from say the 60’s, no synthetic HFCS and real herbs and spices with so much CO2 it has to come in a real strong specially shaped glass bottle.