[The Comedian]

Ridiculous! We have had larger spills without such events. Why do you make this crap up?

Yeah, I must be delusional. Or suicidally depressed. Just ignore me, and assume all the stats you've been fed are valid, and that this Coup will do everything it can to save the capitalist culture of the Gulf.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[thackney]

I must be delusional.

That I had already figured out.

Or suicidally depressed.

Then seek God, not internet jockeys.

[dalereed]

That much oil flowed from natural seepage from Santa Barbara to Mexico for hundreds of years until they drilled the Santa Barbara Channel, Long Beach Harbor, and Seal Beach to relieve the gas pressure.

Until the early 60s every beach from Santa Barbara to Mexico was covered with tar and it never hurt a damn thing except that every time I went to the beach I got a scrub down in a tin pan with kerosene and a scrub brush before I was allowed into the house.

There was so much tar at Golita that the beach was totally black and the Spanish used to beach their ships to tar the bottoms.