Chicken costumes banned at Nevada polling places

latimes ^ | May 22, 2010 | Andy Barron

[Bad~Rodeo]

Nevada election officials say voters dressed in chicken costumes won't be allowed inside polling places this year.

The chicken suits were added to the list of banned items Friday after weeks of Democratic ridicule directed at Republican Senate candidate Sue Lowden.

Lowden has suggested bartering with doctors for medical care, like when “our grandparents would bring a chicken to the doctor.” Democrats have set up a website, Chickens for Checkups...

[C210N]

are panther costumes still okay though?

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’m going to my polling place this year dressed up as a Black Panther. Baseball bat and all.

[mlocher]

Chickens for Checkups...

How about "Parakeet-crap-covered-newspaper for Truth"?

[rawcatslyentist]

With the chicken feed for pay plan that 0d0rk0’s planning on feeding them, it might just come to that!

[depressed in 06]

Those chickens will be the only thing of value when ZerOcare is implemented.

[Chickensoup]

Let’s see organic chicken like the organic plump and juicy roasters I grew cost about 4.00 per pound, and mine averaged about six pounds or twentyfour dollars a bird. Three of them should pay thecheckup bill just fine. Organic meats are what a lot of high paying professionals eat.

[Bean Counter]

Not so ridiculous, depending on the circumstances. We’re prepared to barter fresh eggs WTSHTF, say, 3 .45 ACP per egg...?

[Chode]

how bout RAT suits???

[Bad~Rodeo]

or a Danika suit?....YES

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Sheeple costumes, however, will be permitted.

[Bad~Rodeo]

Only if they’re American made

[FourPeas]

Don’t be ridiculous. We can’t discriminate against sheeple south of the border. That would be unAmerican.

[Bad~Rodeo]

You’re right. I lost my head for a minute

[chemicalman]

Costumes are banned, but what about real chickens?

They'd let the chickens in to vote as long as they vote democrat, no doubt.

[Ellendra]

I was thinking that too. It wouldn’t pay for major surgery, but how often do you go in for major surgery? Most of the time it’s “Is this serious?””No, it isn’t.””Ok” and then you go home. I can picture paying with a chicken or a bushel of produce.

[Bad~Rodeo]

Damn DemoClucks

[Chickensoup]

Heck, I am a provider and would barter services. Good business to barter services.

[thecabal]

Don’t they have their Alinksy tactics down to a “tee”?

[Jedidah]

I think it’s funny.