Romney returning to Arizona for McCain town hall (EPIC BARF ALERT)

The Arizona Republic, Phoenix, Ariz. | 2010-05-27 | Dan Nowicki

[rabscuttle385]

Link only, per FR posting rules

[marajade]

and Russell Pearce

[stephenjohnbanker]

I have had pretty good experiences with Mormons, both on a business and personal level........but NOT Romney!!!!

LOL!

[reaganairport]

I see Mitt has been using the same spray-on tan that John Kerry was using in 2004. You’d think, with all his $$$, he’d be able to afford a more natural looking product. He looks like an Oompa Loompa.

If Romney runs for President, I want to see documentation to prove that he is in fact a natural-born inhabitant of Earth.

[bamahead]

Here's that photo from another angle:

[stephenjohnbanker]

“and Russell Pearce “

No wonder he is on the warpath. LOL!

[ConservativeMind]

“John, you need to learn from me on how to best twist your record for conservative consumption.”

[reaganairport]

If the Town Hall is broadcast, those with a stomach for watching it can have a drinking game for every time you hear the phrase "My Friends".

The broadcast should also have a text crawl advising viewers that they do not need to adjust the color on their sets -- Mitt Romney actually is orange.

Maybe he could change party affiliations and run with this guy:

[ConservativeMind]

Why are you so sold on Mitt?

[ConservativeMind]

Don’t forget the phrase, “the American people.”

[ConservativeMind]

That guy looks like he’s been drinking dissolved silver for years.

[reaganairport]

According to this account, he started taking stuff because he had some idea that there was going to be a shortage of antibiotics because of Y2K:

Stan Jones, Montana's Libertarian Party candidate for the U.S. Senate, who reportedly started taking colloidal silver in 1999 for fear that Y2K disruptions might lead to a shortage of antibiotics. He made his own concoction by electrically two silver wires in a glass of water

[marajade]

and he belongs to the same church as Gov. Romney

[redgirlinabluestate]

Competence, mainly. Sick and tired of incompetence. I like the fact that he is a proven business leader and not a lawyer or career politician. I find him old-fashioned, charming, wicked smart and patriotic. He loves his wife, his family and his country. He reminds me of my favorite president, Ronald Reagan. Principled, without being polarizing. I’ve had the pleasure to see them both up close and personal. Maybe that made the difference. Thanks for asking.

[hattend]

These career RINO doofi (plural doofus) can’t see the tsunami on the horizon any better than the ‘rat doofi.

[Hoffer Rand]

Aren’t they supposed to wait until after you’re dead to embalm you? Or is he going for the zombie vote? If you put Mitt and him next to each other, they’d look like extras from a Star Wars set.

[reaganairport]

Maybe he thought turning himself blue would help pave his path to power:

[McGavin999]

You want a good laugh, look at the faces of people in a parking lot that walk past a car with an Obama bumper sticker. Talk about funny!

[stephenjohnbanker]

I have seen a couple of cars with Obama stickers that were “vandalized” by conservatives..

Drawn on rear window in dust with index finger....

“You suck..get out of Scottsdale.”

“I’m a F’ing moron”

LOL!

[Lakeshark]

I keep asking my wife if it's okay to draw on them........

She probably keeps me from prison.

[stephenjohnbanker]

The only time in 3 1/2 years that I ran into a leftie couple was at Trader Joes.

They had finished checking out their groceries, but kept up a conversation with the clerk about JD being a fascist. They looked like two refugees from Haight Ashbury.

SJB: “ I’ll bet you drive a Prius, with an Obama bumper sticker on it. How cute”.

By God they got into a white Prius, with MATCHING Obama bumper stickers. I honked and waved at them on the way out ;-)