[Lazamataz]

D'ya think anyone will say somethin' nice about the old Laz, when he croaks?

I want my tombstone to read "Never Convicted of a Felony" and a smiley face beneath it.

[LibertyRocks]

Here lies our beloved Laz - who died from hitting everything in sight! ;)

[Christian_Capitalist]

D'ya think anyone will say somethin' nice about the old Laz, when he croaks?

Something nice about you, when you croak? SURE! That's easy!!

"Now that he is all croaked, Lazamataz is providing a healthful dinner for many of our country's fungal and bacterial residents, and is performing valuable service for the earth's nitrogen cycle. While some, nay many, may have oft doubted Lazamataz's usefulness to the world in the past, there can be none who gainsay his beneficent utility in his present state."

Will that do?

[Christian_Capitalist]

By the way... dibs on your hoard of bent tin cans, worm-bait.
(I'm changing my screen name to "Vulture_Capitalist")