Posted on 06/05/2010 10:20:11 PM PDT by This Just In
Daily Gut: Ashton Kutcher Blames Republicans For Oil Spill
Posted By Greg Gutfeld
You know what I do when I’m confused about an issue? I turn to Ashton Kutcher. And whatever he says – the opposite is true. (see :53 – 1:10 [1])
Leave it to Ashton to use catastrophe as a club to beat Republicans with – although the last time I checked Obama favors drilling – and most of America agrees. Except of course those shallow, stupid celebs who think their private jets fly on pixie farts.
But hey, if it hadn’t been for greenies, this whole mess might have occured in shallow water, and it’d be fixed. But maybe there are rare snails there that require space for Pilates.
At any rate, buyer’s remorse is now flooding the airwaves faster than oil from that busted rig: On CNN, director Spike Lee cries, “If there’s any one time to go off, this is it, because this is a disaster.”
And of course, there’s Gloria Borger, who frets that who we elected, is exactly what we expected.
The media types who went on and on about how cool Obama is, now realize why he’s so cool. It’s exactly the same breeze you get from an air conditioner. It temporarily relieves the heat, but does nothing about the weather. And so what we thought was contemplation might in fact be fear; restraint actually wimpiness. As crisis after crisis unfolds, from Iran, to North Korea, to the Gulf of Mexico, to Gaza – there is only one mantra: “Maybe this will all go away.”
Maybe so. But each mess reveals a simple truth about 2008. The libs wanted a Hollywood president, and got one. But here’s the difference: in flicks emoting solves problems. In real life, it worsens them.
(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...
No.
Could you please provide a link to BH? Thanks.
http://adropofrain.net/2010/05/rumor-schlumberger-exits-deep-horizon-hours-before-blowout/
"Rumor Schlumberger Exits Deep Horizon Hours Before Blowout
Posted: May 14th, 2010 by: h-1
This may or may not be the story ROCKMAN referred to (read down a bit for the quotes I included towards the end of the posting) in the current oildrum Deep Horizon blowout thread.
McCain is not a Republican. He’s a Democrat prancing around as a Republican. :^)
“I believe we’ve viewed one of Kutcher’s films.”
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I thought he was the guy with the butt chin who did camera commercials. I don’t really watch TV that much so I guess I didn’t miss anything. But wait, how does a TV ad guy get press for political statements? I don’t recall the Maytag Repairman going public with his beliefs!
Mimbo (Male Bimbo) or Mumbo (Male Dumbo)?
In the news:
“America tells Barack Obama to take control of Deepwater – and seize BP”
And there we have it. Another government takeover of a private company. An OIL company. Sounds like a Chavez move, doesn’t it.
The American federal government now owns banks(money), car companies(transportation), oil(fuel/manufacturing),and they also want to own our mining companies(fuel/manufacturing, etc). Does anyone see a catastrophic problem here?
Sure it was an accident.
I think the What Would Tyler Durden Do gossip blog had the best response to this. Click to see Ashton in his almost humorously gigantic vehicle that gets 7 mpg: http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/06/id-like-to-hear-what-ashton-kutcher-has-to-say-2/
Kelso was a pretty boy.
Hyde was the really hot one.
:)
Ashton is actually dumber than Kelso.
His claim to fame is being married to a washed out actress who is almost 15 years older.
A Sat thread mentioned he drives a Hummer - typical Hollyweird hypocrite.
Hey Ashton...Does the term ‘DemboTard’ mean anything to you?
True, but like they say in the press,don’t let the facts interfer with agood story.
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