[Allegra]

When we were young, toiling in the neighborhood grocery store, Bacon and I would play Frisbee with pumpkin pies.

I have no problem believing that.

Why is it that most good grocery store sports seem to be done with Thanksgiving food, I wonder?

[Xenalyte]

Our particular store grossly overestimated the demand for pumpkin pie that year. Bacon and I each took home a few, and the rest wouldn’t keep, so whadaya gonna do?