Or, we might take another tack, perhaps:
"I hear those bells a jing-le-ing, and com-min-gle-ing, too"
"Looks like some dumb so-ci-ol-og-ist just ab-out to get screwed"
"May-be a ran-dom jour-na-list who's con-viv-i-al to"
"Those left-wing po-lit-i-cos who just wan-na tax you."
Well, just off the top o'my head (left off the verse about Farmer Gray...you can work it out for yourself, I've not the slightest doubt!)
Or, we can always do the Julia Lee thing:
"Spin-ach? Spin-ach! Vit-a-mins A, C and D"
"But some-how, spin-ach nev-er ap-pealed to me."
"Then, one night, hav-in' din-ner with a guy,"
"I de-cid-ed, .........to give it a try."
"Well, I did not like it the first time..."
"But, oh!, how it grew on me."
... (You can listen to Miss Lee's definitive version all over the 'Net, probably even for free at rhapsody.com (I am not associated with this site; I just love older tunes with good lyrics, not to mention good, metrically correct, parodies.)
"Well, I was dumb, but I got wise,"
"Now, I've got e-nough for two doz-en guys."
"Yeah, I did not like it the first time,"
"But, OH!, how it grew on me."
Admit it; you'd rather deal with blues singers than with alleged humans such as Joe Biden and his little coterie of sycophantic putzoids who insist upon calling themselves "reporters".
So would I.
Best to you, SAJ