[catnipman]

You know, these folks think we’re all sitting around in the underwear we haven’t changed in months with our loaded Ak-47s that we light our cigars with by firing them off, just waiting for commander x to issue the command to mobilize.

And just how, sir, did you happen to know the name of my commander? (Criminy, I bet that suspected infiltrator has been spilling our secrets again! Better get to work rooting 'em out.) Oh, and I take strong offense at that underwear remark. I change my underwear once a month, whether it needs it or not. And just so's you know, we're not completely dependent on that Commie crap for cigar-lighting. Our AR-15s work just as well for lighting cigars, thank you very much.

[DoughtyOne]

I stand corrected...

;-)