If you were dumb enough to spend money on the print edition today, you would see this story on the same page as that of 33-yr old JFK customs officer Maurice "Big Mo" Gordon who left his wife and 14 month old baby on Long Island so he could go clubbing with his younger cousins in Queens. The News story claims that a gun killed him senselessly after he protected his female cousin from a lothario at a nightclub. Said lothario was ejected, be waited for him in the parking lot, where Big Mo was no doubt polite but forceful, and definitely did NOT flash his own piece. In any case, Casa Nova then followed Big Mo to his father's house, where he "sometimes crashes," and a gun appeared and fired 27 bullets at Big Mo. Conclusion: Obviously caused by the NRA.
Boys night out can be dangerous when you bring your female cousins.