EXCLUSIVE: GORE SEX SCANDAL(Saved pants as evidence)

National Enquirer ^ | 3:58 AM EDT 6/23/10 | National Enquirer

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon - and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!

The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!

Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage - amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."

We have verified the 62-year-old former VP was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - Oct. 24, 2006 - and we saw the $540 massage bill.

[Kenny Bunk]

The Clintons and the Gores hate each other.

Tipper advised Al to resign during the Clinton Scandals if Bill wouldn't. Somehow, Bill sweet-talked Al into staying, and treated him like crap afterwards.

BTW, Press photogs are not allowed to photograph the Clintons and the Gores from behind. Blot out the sun.

[cycle of discernment]

Plus the Enquirer knows ALL about Obama, the birth certificate fraud and social security fraud, the salacious Larry Sinclair/Obama/Donald Young facts ....but they use their sister pub The Globe to headline those—but then the Globe’s reputation is so fringe they can get away with it—kind of their secret telegraphing of the truth.

It’s always been interesting how they’ve held fire on Obama in the Enquirer when they so clearly have the gooods on him.

[StAnDeliver]

"Funny how things just sort of come around, isn’t it? It’s called Karma, Fat Albert! And you are in for a TON."

The Schadenfreude currently eminating from ManBearPig is like a warm summer breeze. We just can't get enough of it.

Really, the ever-lasting fisking of this loser is just so ... perfect! There's a karma word!

[Kenny Bunk]

12-year time delay in making the news? What’s with THAT?

[equalitybeforethelaw]

It’s always been interesting how they’ve held fire on Obama in the Enquirer when they so clearly have the gooods on him.

My guess is they don’t want to disturb a major part of their readership.

[frithguild]

and we saw the $540 massage bill

Well, we know who the Tipper is with that couple.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

What????....I don't recall...

[Brett66]

"These are not the pants you're looking for."

[allmendream]

The National Enquirer broke the John Edwards story, as many others have already pointed out to you.

They also broke the Jesse Jackson love child story.

They broke the Rush Limbaugh on pills story.

They have only once been successfully sued for printing something that was untrue. They said Carrol Burnett was drunk at a party and she doesn't drink.

Their practice of paying off those near and dear to people in the news to ‘spill the beans’ may well be unethical; but they are accurate and credible.

[The Comedian]

Gore attacked someone sexually?

Accepted without hesitation.

Gore attacked a *woman*?

That I find unbelievable.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[OB1kNOb]

Whoa! Another Inconvenient Truth?

[Gene Eric]

Sir, sir... excuse me... sir! You forgot your pants...

[bvw]

Is the criminal fraudster Al Gore still on the board of Apple? Or any other supposed ‘honest’ corporation?

[Erasmus]

Jimmy Carter! Jimmy Carter!
Clarence Thomas! Clarence Thomas!
Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter!

Whew--fixed it!

[truthguy]

I am not a fan of Al Gore but Honestly, Should we give gossipy outfits like the NATIONAL ENQUIRER any credibility at all ?

What have they done to deserve any credibility ?

I want to agree with you because I can't stand gossip in general. I say this knowing that like anyone else I'm guilty of listening to it just a bit. I don't like looking at the tabloids in line at the local market. It just seems like it's low class. Having said that, the National Enquirer has been right about a lot of things that the MSM wouldn't (or didn't want to) touch.

They were right about John Edwards. They were right about the late Johnny Carson (although he called them liars on national TV) and many others. So if they have gone public about this I'd pay attention and I'm more inclined to believe them than not at this point. It's a sad state of affairs where we have to rely upon the NE to break stories but that's where we seem to be at.

[Enterprise]

"We have verified the 62-year-old former VP was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - Oct. 24, 2006"

I don't understand where the "twelve years" comes in. This incident, if correctly reported to have occurred Oct 24, 2006, is just over 3 and a half years old. And, if that is true, why hasn't it been brought to court?

[drpix]

Al Gore must be laughing at you silly mortals.

The woman was a Buddhist nun with a bag of cash. So obviously there was "no controlling legal authority."

[Enterprise]

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
He's goin' downtown
'Cause his pants were on the ground

[adamjefferson]

you would think a $500 massage would include just about everything..

[Screaming_Gerbil]

$540 massage? I’d expect a happy ending as well

Happy Ending