Al Gore behaved like 'crazed sex poodle' with masseuse

London Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | June 24, 2010 | Tom Leonard

[Cheetahcat]

All that Money that Fat Turd could have real room service sent up. Another brain dead Rat from the Bent Bill Gang.

[bigbob]

sorry for the late hit, but I just was reading the entire 67 page statement and found this section important enough to get on the record. I OCRed this from page 27 of the pdf document that is on TheSmokingGun. This is the massuse victim describing what happened when she disclosed the identify of her attacker to a counselor at the Portland Womens Crisis Line:

“This is what’s been really hard with this. Um, because I, I, you know, I live in “The Birkenstock Tribe” and ‘it’s like being the ultimate traitor. And by the by, there are people um, one who is so black and white Left wing, she ceased talking to me. Another one who was basically asking me to just suck it up, otherwise the wor1d’s going to be destroyed from global warming. And I was like, these are women. I’m like, where is the feminist in you? What the hell?

This is not okay. If you can’t trust this guy with this, how can you trust him with anything else? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of some of the shit I’ve been through. It’s just, it’s just, it takes it way beyond.”

Once again, we see the compassionate Left is more than ready to see a woman’s life destroyed over the precious ideological BS global warming hoax.

[uncbob]

The woman, who recalled telling Mr Gore he was behaving like a "crazed sex poodle", claims he pinned her to his bed and forcibly French kissed her.

http://bandb3536.com/kisses.htm

[Spunky]

Al Gore aka "Stone" showing off his hard rock.

[70th Division]

A forked tongue!

[Mjaye]

I like the part where she tries to distract him from pawing her by diverting him toward a box of candy, not a bad plan considering his girth.

[GotMojo]

from Alpha Male to Poodle.....how sad...

bwaaaaaahhhhhh

[NonValueAdded]

I found that statement to be quite credible.

[Daffynition]

The SMOKING GUN is there.

[DontTreadOnMe2009]

The Al Gore cheating scandal, which erupted on Tuesday, came as no surprise to some in Washington.

Rumors of former Vice President Al Gore’s extramarital affairs have been whispered in D.C. for many years, but fondness for Tipper and loyalty to Gore has protected him. So, the public has been shocked – with many still in denial – by tabloid reports of his infidelities.

[hawkboy]

Manhandled by ManBearPig

[Huskrrrr]

Wow! You made my day!

[musicman]

[Bridesheadfan]

Now we know why Bore couldn't ask for Clinton's resignation. I wonder how many others would have come out of the woodwork via Larry Flynt and expose his hypocrisy.

I think that the part of the story about the chocolate is destined to be legendary.

[Joe 6-pack]

When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman

[grey_whiskers]

*Sigh*. Some women have *all* the luck.

[grey_whiskers]

[Beatthedrum]

Now there is audio released from a police interview last January. If it wasn't so sick, it might be one of the funniest things you ever heard. The part about how she tried to distract him by pointing out there's a box of chocolates on a nearby table and he stops for a second and slouches over the get a few. Then he returns to continue his pursuit. It sounds like a SLN sketch.

The Manbearpig, the festering turd is one mentally unstable bastard. As you listen to the women describe what happened, the image of this bloated sweaty pig forcing himself on her will turn your stomach.

To think this pathetic waste of skin was almost President. Frightening.