Al Gore aka "Stone" showing off his hard rock.
Maybe she was dressed in “forest” green or “earth tones” and Mr. Environmentalist couldn’t resist.
“Crazed sex poodle?” As in: he humped her leg????
YUCCCCHHHH-—The visuals of that encounter are just too horrible to contemplate.....
I read the report ... and I’m not sure I buy it. It was 15-pages, and she repeatedly says she was trying to leave ... but she doesn’t ever actually seem to be trying to leave.
According to the statement, AFTER the inappropriate suggestions during the massage ... she ends up staying around to pack her stuff, shares some chocolates, drinks some marnier, goes into the bedroom to listen to Gore’s ipod (where she sits on the bed with him) — all the while claiming he’s repeatedly groping her, throwing himself on top of her, etc.
But — she’s still not leaving ... she’s actually heading FURTHER into the hotel suite. Doesn’t make a ton of sense.
SnakeDoc
The media knew about this story, and sat on it for 4 years because Al Gore is a Democrat. Bottom line.
As in petrified wood?
A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don’t want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where’s my wife and family
What if I die here
Who’ll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al
A man walks down the street
It’s a street in a strange world
Maybe it’s the Third World
Maybe it’s his first time around
He doesn’t speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al
©Paul Simon
If this story is true, this will end up being the most expensive massage in history! ;o)
All that Money that Fat Turd could have real room service sent up. Another brain dead Rat from the Bent Bill Gang.
sorry for the late hit, but I just was reading the entire 67 page statement and found this section important enough to get on the record. I OCRed this from page 27 of the pdf document that is on TheSmokingGun. This is the massuse victim describing what happened when she disclosed the identify of her attacker to a counselor at the Portland Womens Crisis Line:
“This is what’s been really hard with this. Um, because I, I, you know, I live in “The Birkenstock Tribe” and ‘it’s like being the ultimate traitor. And by the by, there are people um, one who is so black and white Left wing, she ceased talking to me. Another one who was basically asking me to just suck it up, otherwise the wor1d’s going to be destroyed from global warming. And I was like, these are women. I’m like, where is the feminist in you? What the hell?
This is not okay. If you can’t trust this guy with this, how can you trust him with anything else? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of some of the shit I’ve been through. It’s just, it’s just, it takes it way beyond.”
Once again, we see the compassionate Left is more than ready to see a woman’s life destroyed over the precious ideological BS global warming hoax.
Al Gore aka "Stone" showing off his hard rock.
I like the part where she tries to distract him from pawing her by diverting him toward a box of candy, not a bad plan considering his girth.
The Al Gore cheating scandal, which erupted on Tuesday, came as no surprise to some in Washington.
Rumors of former Vice President Al Gore’s extramarital affairs have been whispered in D.C. for many years, but fondness for Tipper and loyalty to Gore has protected him. So, the public has been shocked – with many still in denial – by tabloid reports of his infidelities.
Manhandled by ManBearPig
I think that the part of the story about the chocolate is destined to be legendary.
*Sigh*. Some women have *all* the luck.
