[reagan_fanatic]

Why do so many liberal women look like that math teacher you had back in 7th grade - you know, the one who looked uncomfortably like a man and had a hint of a mustache?

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Maybe for the same reason that the spinster Biology teachers who really get
excited teaching about Darwin and evolution in middle school and high school
often look like Velma from Scooby Doo.
Someone should write a doctoral dissertation on the ambiguously female liberal,
its habitat, customs, and social rituals. An anthropological perspective.