If you try to move the Grand Canyon, it may capsize and turn into the Grand Mountain.
I think they’d have to take it down in numbered pieces to reassemble, like the London Bridge at Lake Havasu.
If you got all the tourists to stand on the other side, it wouldn’t flip over. ;)
Must see YouTube video! (no joke--dead serious!)
March 2010:
Democrat Representative Hank Johnson fears Guam may "tip over" due to overpopulation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
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If vid should disappear, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=guam+%22Hank+Johnson%22&aq=f
As it is alread the “Grand Mountain,” with the north and south being pieces of that mountain, maybe Obama can set up a commission to ponder how to move it. Maybe rent a space ship from the Klingons..