The only fault I can find with this fellow is his failure to call for adequate artillery preparation. As to his ethnicity, every American should know that the greatest danger to our security is the prevalence of deucedly clever Norwegian Motorcycle Gangs. After fueling up on lutefisk at Lutheran Church Suppers, they use disguise, costumes, fake dialects, makeup, and convincing cross-cultural signs. The Barney Fifes out there simply cannot see through the eyewitness testimony (duped again) and always blame the wrong ethnic group.
Sad to report, they have even managed to implicate the Amish in their fiendish Viking shenanigans. So don't jump to conclusions. That could be racist.
Running from bar to bar on skidoos, clotheslining themselves on bobwire fences, enjoying all four days of summer, in mid-July...
They should have been mounted on his HOOD or at least
a ring mount over the back seat.
“Maybe this will sound cool if I load a 9mm and a 7.62
every other round...”
They should have been mounted on his HOOD or at least
a ring mount over the back seat.
“Maybe this will sound cool if I load a 8mm and a 7.62
every other round...”
8888888 eight!