Hey, brilliant idea. Gay bar on one side, and Kansas City BBQ on the other. What better way to build bridges? It's all about 'tolerance' isn't it?
Actually, I think we need to argue against the Mosque as a war measurement. Imam Rauf and his jihadist pals are wanting to build a monument on top of their victory in destroying the World Trade Towers. During war, how can we allow the enemy to build on our land? This is insane.
And across the street they could open a clothing store that sells revealing clothes for teenage Muslim girls. It would be called Jihotties.