Black Girl problems:
1. Remembering which guy goes with each of your kids.
2. Running out of press-on nails.
3. Not rolling over on your baby in the middle of the night.
4. Falling for another smooth line from a guy who just wants a little somtin-somtin.
5. Hair extensions. Gotta have hair extensions.
6. Is my butt too skinny?
7. Gots ta get my Section 8 housing voucher so I can house my kids. (Atlanta most recently)
8. I can’t get liquor with my food stamps?
9. Praise Jesus, and curse whitey, the source of all my problems.
10. My problems are so much worse than white girls’ problems - I’M BLACK YOU KNOW!
Pretty funny!