““We haven’t yet figured out the way he’s going to do that.”
This is a CORKER! LOL.
"We Know He Needs to Be Out There Reading Off The Teleprompter Next Week"
(preferably not near a golf course)
"Uh, hi, folks, uh, the economy..... Uh, we have the change, uh, we have been seeking. It's, uh, under the, uh, cushions in your sofa.
My plan, uh, is to, uh, have everyone, uh, recover that change, and, uh, spend it, uh, in their local economy.
Imagine with me if you will the, uh, economic impact of, uh, millions of Americans, uh, uh, buying a newspaper or, uh, an ice cream from their neighborhood convenience store. Ice cream--I mean, uh, we aren't calling this the, uh, summer of recovery for nothing.
Let me be clear....there will be some of our Republican friends, uh across the isle that will, uh, tell you that this isn't gonna work. But they just hate you, uh and they hate ice cream and uh Muslim convenience store owners too.
Now, while I'm off, uh, vacationing, I want everyone to do their part to, uh, make the uh, summer of recovery a big success. Yes We Can - now go check those cushions, and I recommend the chocolate!