I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me to go to hell.
So I sent in the application again; but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...
