Well I see you’ve stumbled upon the truth after all. So now we might as well let you in on the rest of it:
The Tea Party Express didn’t just magically appear in 2009. We’ve been around for years. Not quite as long as the Free Masons, but for quite some time nonetheless.
We’re all about complete GOP Establishment control over all branches of government. To attain that goal, we have been throwing elections for the past several cycles.
More specifically, we intentionally lost our Senate and House majorities in 2006, and then the White House in 2008, in order to let the Marxists show how badly they govern, with the ultimate goal of winning Senate and House majorities in 2010, and then the White House in 2012.
Our plan, however, depends on total secrecy. I hope we can count on your discretion.