Don't be so specific. I'd add a very localized airborne infection, alien saucer attack, or spontaneous micro-singularity formation to the list of possible causes.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
I regularly pray for the total destruction of the New Yorker and its running dog lackeys by means of a meteor from outer space.
Don't be so specific. I'd add a very localized airborne infection, alien saucer attack, or spontaneous micro-singularity formation to the list of possible causes.