[Logic n' Reason]

I fib to every pollster.

You and me both!!

I also love to keep them on the phone forever. I had a political hack call me regarding voting for their candidate. I engaged them for over 20 minutes trying to get me to see it their way and to vote for their candidate.

At the end of the 20 minutes (hey, I'd have gone on longer but I had to go to the head), I told them that at long last, I was convinced that their candidate was the best and that they deserved my vote.

However, I told this political hack, there was one small problem. That was...that I had already voted absentee and I voted for the other candidate!!!

They sure sounded put out when I hung up on 'em!!

I love the election season!!!

[Las Vegas Ron]

That was...that I had already voted absentee and I voted for the other candidate!!!

LOL!!

Thanks for the chuckle!