Maybe India will offer him political asylum? How much do you think we will need to bribe the proper authorities over there?
He can stay over there in the Taj Mahal— that ought to be fancy enough for him
500 rupees. Maybe.
The Indian people are really nice, but they DO remember O dissing them, especially the city of Bangalore with his comments about outsourcing. My in-laws used to adore him and all his glitz and glamour, now they have very little use for him.
Maybe India will offer him political asylum? How much do you think we will need to bribe the proper authorities over there?”
How geographically close is Kenya?
Maybe the “India” trip is a cover-then he bolts for Kenya.....his ancestral home & birthplace.