[FormerACLUmember]

"Adolph Hilter, Fuhrer of the Geman People, requests the pleasure of your company at a reception honoring the Accomplishments of the Third Reich on Wednesday, the 30th of April, 1945 at three thirty in the afternoon Fuhrer Bunker Room 345."

[Lazamataz]

“Josef Stalin and Vladimir Lenin, Founders and leaders of the Soviet Union, requests the pleasure of your company at a reception honoring the Accomplishments and Timeless Infallibility of the USSR, the 26th of December, 1991 at three thirty in the afternoon.”