[dragonblustar]

I’m waiting to hear on the news that someone was arrested for farting during a pat down.

[Albion Wilde]

This stuff has been happening for the past 500 years. Here's what Geoffrey Chaucer had to say in the Summoner's Tale from The Canterbury Tales, an entire book about the fates of travelers on a pilgrimage:

"Ah," thought the friar, "this shall go with me!"
And down he thrust his hand right to the cleft,
In hope that he should find there some good gift.
And when the sick man felt the friar here
Groping about his hole and all his rear,
Into his hand he let the friar a fart.
There is no stallion drawing loaded cart
That might have let a fart of such a sound.
The friar leaped up as with wild lion's bound:
"Ah, treacherous churl," he cried, "by God's own bones,
I'll see that he who scorns me thus atones;
You'll suffer for this fart- I'll find a way!"

[rawcatslyentist]

Assalt with a chemical agent.