[mnehring]

Is this a pissing match we really want to get in with Zero as Commander in Chief? He would probably surrender after the first shot and give them Alaska as reparations.

[The Comedian]

Is this a pissing match we really want to get in with Zero as Commander in Chief? He would probably surrender after the first shot and give them Alaska as reparations.

Can it be California instead? That would solve several problems at once.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.