Meghan McCain's Governmental Dictionary:
Constitution- What happens when I eat too much of the wrong stuff.
Magna Carta- That big cart room service brings me food on.
Emancipation- I tried it once but didn't lose any weight.
Quid Pro Quo- That uncooked seafood is just yucky.
Conservatism- Stuffing some dinner rolls in your shirt to eat later.
Compromise- Giving the other guy what he wants so he'll like you. Daddy and Uncle Lindsey told me that's how America became such a great place.
Socialism- That's those rules about how to act in public that Mama taught me, like don't talk with an entire glazed ham in my mouth.
gravitas-I like oodles of it on my mashed taters
Liberty — I have the freedom to say all the stupid stuff that floats in the vast empty space between my ears.