Reminds me of the Irishman who came up with a plan to make widgets for a living. It cost $5 to produce each one of them, and he planned to sell them for $4 apiece.
"How will you make any money?" asked a confused friend.
"It's easy," he said, "I'll make it all up on volume."
23 posted on 12/07/2010 8:09:07 AM PST by Alberta's Child
("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")