[Lurker]

U.S. taxpayers still own 33 percent of the company.

Really? Send me my stock certificates.

[blackdog]

GM employee: "Sir, I deserve a raise"

GM Boss: "We're already paying you with money we stole from your grandparents retirement fund, so it will have to wait"

GM Employee: "F@#& my grandparents"

GM Boss: "You're obviously one of our best and brightest, let me see what I can do...."