Lol, you and Obama and basketball!!
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Obama could not have made the JV team where I went to school
One quick hip under the basket and he would have been way up in the upper bleachers
Opposing coachs would sneak in their spies down to watch our practices - and for laughs two of us would move out to halfcourt for a few minutes and loft a series of deadly undefendable halfcourt hook trickshots (that we never used in a game) to spook them
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