White House Appoints Jon Bon Jovi

Politico.com ^ | 12/14/10 | PATRICK GAVIN

[ColdOne]

On Tuesday, President Barack Obama signed an executive order establishing the White House Council for Community Solutions, and Bon Jovi appears as one of the individuals appointed to the group.

[ronnie raygun]

The bait

[EyeGuy]

Because even a slinger of consistently mediocre music can work on a useless committee that accomplishes nothing except wasting STILL more of the citizens’ money.

[Spok]

Dear Leader must have decided that the more bozos he surrounds himself with the better he’ll look. If so, he’s certainly broken new ground in his search for the ultimate bozo.

[kromike]

Please, God, please please PLEASE let this be a John-Semmens-satire in disguise.

Please?

[poobear]

I never liked that little pretty boy.

[poobear]

I never liked that little pretty boy.

[ColdOne]

It does not appear to be......

[toddausauras]

I hope if Palin becomes President she appoints Hank Williams Junior as press sec. I’m kidding but those morning briefings would be pretty funny.

[mimaw]

Why not make him the head of the economic development team seems he couldn’t do worse.?

[Political Junkie Too]

Why? Was Brett Michaels busy doing his own community work?

-PJ

[dfwgator]

I mean Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can’t get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter. Come on, folks. “Get on that helicopter John. Shut the —— up and get on that helicopter! There’s a hair dresser in there. Yeah, go ahead in there, yeah yeah.”

-Dennis Leary (No Cure For Cancer)

[Sacajaweau]

Oh, thank goodness.....someone to sing during lunch while kids are eating their salad....

[FrankR]

This one-trick pony president cannot shake his glory days of being a commune-I-T orgasmizer.

He's sort of like a rock 'n' roll "one-hit wonder" who will tour shopping centers and county fairs until he's 75 years old singing that one song that sold a million copies.

It's really a stretch to imagine the abysmal lack of class it takes for an administration to worry with things at the community level.

The world is falling apart and they appoint a singer (of sorts) to straightenout the communities.

Not only is his suit empty, it doesn't even have a lining...

[w1andsodidwe]

Kind of reminds me of the Gulf Oil Spill that had James Cameron on it, because he had filmed the Posidon Adventure and thus understood underwater stuff. At the same time all the news channels were interviewing my uncle (a world expert on peaceful use of nuclear explosions) about the possibility of using a nuclear explosion to stop the leak. I think my uncle would have been a better choice.

[jaydubya2]

...living on a prayer...

[rdcbn]

Am I the only one who finds the panel name, “White House Council for Community Solutions”, Orwellian?

Are they searching for “The Final Solution”?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I will never buy another Bon Jovi album.... oh, wait; I’ve never bought any to begin with. :)

I’m not a big fan of chick-metal, and even less so when it’s performed by anyone who admits to a “man-crush” on Barack Obama.

[UCFRoadWarrior]

I guess Bon Jovi is a step up from Kal Penn

[rabidralph]

LOL!