[The Comedian]

Lakin has been described as naive, simple, and obsessed

You've been described as craven, disingenuous, and a closet homosexual.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[centurion316]

You've been described as craven, disingenuous, and a closet homosexual.

Craven, perhaps. Disingenuous, never. Lakin is a fool and you are a mindless idiot. Closet homosexual, hardly, but I can understand why someone with your limited mental capacity can think of nothing else to say.